Hi, I think you're wonderful : )

lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

(Source: banwhitepeople, via urbanclictionary)

cyndeequil:

"babe wake up we gotta watch yugioh"

(Source: veita, via urbanclictionary)

raptorific:

Sometimes I walk past a graveyard and I think “I could dress up like a ghost and haunt the shit out of that cemetery for like, weeks before anybody noticed and stopped me”

And then I realized that I was headed down a road that leads to scooby doo villainy

(via urbanclictionary)